Canary wharf — putney triathlon

Sodden to his water proof gilet

The calorie counting man
Paddles through to waterloo
With a handful of left over charity cake
He joins the rising peloton,

Passing the stuck gear gang,

Lights on yellow for the final sprint,
Bouncing through Waterloo,
Jubilee to platform twenty two,
A final sprint to the end of the line.